A novel by IAN REID


THE FAME GAME IS A KILLER…
Sex, celebrity, murder…
‘You may call this a confession if you like, but don’t call
it an apology…’
So begins the outrageous TRUE story of Vince Poll, an
ambitious killer working his way up the greasy pole on the soap opera, Lark
Lane. Vince joins the show as a lowly
runner, but he has big dreams; dreams that don’t include any competitors. He
plans to make it to the very top, by any means necessary. He kills for advancement and he kills for
fun, but most of all he kills for love.
The unrequited love of his life is soap legend, Anita
Chantelle. He has to have her…
…at any cost.



Friday, 30 June 2017

A True Story

Some of you may feel that TEVISIONLAND'S tale of Vince Poll rising through the ranks in television by scheming, corruption and the appalling abuse of power (sexual and otherwise)  is too lurid to be true.  However, we only have to look to America to see that it is unnervingly accurate.    In this world there are those who think that Roger Ailes' biggest crime was getting caught...

Have a look at this article from The Guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/apr/03/fox-news-roger-ailes-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-julie-roginsky

Tuesday, 27 June 2017

FREE STUFF!

TELEVISIONLAND is FREE to download on Kindle until 30 June 2017!

That's right.  Completely FREE.  No charge.  Zero.

Get it while you can...  Hit the BUY NOW button on the right.

A HOLIDAY READ

Put your feet up with Vince Poll this summer as he takes you on a shocking and darkly humorous journey through TELEVISIONLAND...

Monday, 26 June 2017

SCANDALOUS...


Have you ever wondered just how the stories in television soap operas reach the screen?  The answer will shock you.

‘You may call this a confession if you like, but don’t call it an apology…’

TELEVISIONLAND is the tragi-comic, rags to riches story of a psychopath rising through the ranks on a television soap opera, killing as he goes.

Writing under a pseudonym, Ian Reid is a television professional with 20 years’ experience at the sharp end of soap opera production.  TELEVISIONLAND is his first novel.  This rambunctious tale of murder in successville plays out in a world Ian Reid is intimately familiar with.  The back-biting, the exploitation and the power games portrayed in the novel are drawn directly from real life.  Truth in TELEVSIONLAND is often stranger than fiction, so in that respect TELEVISIONLAND is indeed, a true story.   However, while fiction can be entertaining, truth can be actionable, so the names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Ian Reid was inspired to write TELEVISIONLAND after reading Jon Ronson’s, The Psychopath Test.  Ronson’s book prompted Reid to ponder the question:  How would a fully functioning, murdering psychopath operate in the corporate environment?  TELEVISIONLAND is his answer to that question.  One surprising discovery Reid made in the writing of his novel was the similarity between the careerist power players in television and the actions of a textbook psychopath.   He found the difference to be one of degree rather than quality.  Psychopaths go further.  Simply put, psychopaths kill people while television executives, generally, do not.

The sad truth is that creatures like Jimmy Savile and Roger Ailes are not isolated cases.  Although television likes to claim it has cleaned up its act, corruption and exploitation remain rife in the industry.   Advancement in return for sexual favours is common.  And so is professional damage if those advances are refused.  That is only one of television’s many dirty secrets that Ian Reid exposes in TELEVISIONLAND.  He lifts television’s rock and looks underneath to find what is crawling there. 

Ian Reid delivers fun, shocks and insights as he navigates between the cruel and the vulnerable in the television food chain.  TELEVISIONLAND is entertaining, indiscrete, transgressive, outrageous, irreverent, scandalous and macabre.  In short, a perfect holiday read.

TELEVISIONLAND: The movie!

Very proud and excited to announce that TELEVISIONLAND is to be made into a film!  JODY LATHAM will star as Vince and KIRSTY MITCHELL will...